"...now here's a funny thing...."

My grandfather was watching the TV footage of prisoners rioting at Maidstone Prison.  The ground level TV camera was able to view a number of prisoners hurling slates from the roof of a prison building - just visible over the enclosing wall.  "That's absolutely terrible" he opined.  "They should be locked up"

Amongst the small ads

Gentleman with own knife and fork wishes to meet lady with own steak and kidney pudding

Dog for Sale.  Eats anything. Very fond of children

Amongst the forthcoming events:-

At the parish church on Sunday at 6.30 pm there will be a Snug Evensnog

Owing to unforeseen circumstances the Clairvoyants’ meeting has been cancelled

Notice on overseas restaurant menu

If you think our waitresses are rude you should see the manager